THE DOG & CAT

Once upon a time the dog bit the cat's tail off. “Give me back my tail,” said the cat. And the dog said, “Well, I would give you back your tail if you fetched me some milk. If you don’t come on time, you miss tail. But that’s impossible to do for a slacker cat like you.”

            The cat, however, went to the cow. “The dog will only give me back my tail if I fetch her some milk.”

            And the cow said, “Well, I would give you milk if you got me some hay. But that’s impossible to do for a slacker cat like you.”

            The cat, however, went to the farmer. “The dog will only give me back my tail if the cow gives me some milk. And the cow will only give me milk if I get her some hay.”

            And the farmer said, “Well, I would give you hay if you brought me some meat. But that’s impossible to do for a slacker cat  like you.”

            The cat, however, went to the butcher. “The dog will only give me back my tail if the cow gives me milk. And the cow will only give me milk if she gets some hay. And the farmer will only give  me hay if I get him some meat.”

            And the butcher said, “Well, I would give you meat if you made the baker bake me a bread. But that’s impossible to do for a slacker cat  like you.”

            The cat, however, went to the baker. “The dog will only give me back my tail if I fetch her some milk. And the cow will not give me milk if I don’t get her hay. And the farmer will only give me hay if the butcher has some meat for him. And the butcher will not give me meat if you do not bake him a bread.”

            And the baker said, “Well, I will give you bread if you promise never to steal my fish tuna or meal.”

            The cat promised not to steal, and so the baker gave the cat bread, the cat gave the butcher bread. The butcher gave the cat meat, the mouse gave the farmer meat. The farmer gave the cat hay, the cat gave the cow hay. The cow gave the cat milk, the cat gave the dog milk. And the dog gave the cat her tail back.

1.      Type 1

Ø  If you don’t come on time, you miss tail.

Ø  Ask me if you don’t understand.

2.      Type 2

Ø  maybe If I wasn’t so lazy, you're gonna believe me."

Ø  I would give you milk if you got me some hay.

3.      Type 3

Ø  If I’d had the tuna, I probably didn't steal.

Ø  If I’d found some money, I would’ve handed it in for the word of thanks

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THE DOG & CAT

Once upon a time the dog bit the cat's tail off. “Give me back my tail,” said the cat. And the dog said, “Well, I would give you back your tail if you fetched me some milk. If you don’t come on time, you miss tail. But that’s impossible to do for a slacker cat like you.”

            The cat, however, went to the cow. “The dog will only give me back my tail if I fetch her some milk.”

            And the cow said, “Well, I would give you milk if you got me some hay. But that’s impossible to do for a slacker cat like you.”

            The cat, however, went to the farmer. “The dog will only give me back my tail if the cow gives me some milk. And the cow will only give me milk if I get her some hay.”

            And the farmer said, “Well, I would give you hay if you brought me some meat. But that’s impossible to do for a slacker cat  like you.”

            The cat, however, went to the butcher. “The dog will only give me back my tail if the cow gives me milk. And the cow will only give me milk if she gets some hay. And the farmer will only give  me hay if I get him some meat.”

            And the butcher said, “Well, I would give you meat if you made the baker bake me a bread. But that’s impossible to do for a slacker cat  like you.”

            The cat, however, went to the baker. “The dog will only give me back my tail if I fetch her some milk. And the cow will not give me milk if I don’t get her hay. And the farmer will only give me hay if the butcher has some meat for him. And the butcher will not give me meat if you do not bake him a bread.”

            And the baker said, “Well, I will give you bread if you promise never to steal my fish tuna or meal.”

            The cat promised not to steal, and so the baker gave the cat bread, the cat gave the butcher bread. The butcher gave the cat meat, the mouse gave the farmer meat. The farmer gave the cat hay, the cat gave the cow hay. The cow gave the cat milk, the cat gave the dog milk. And the dog gave the cat her tail back.

1.      Type 1

Ø  If you don’t come on time, you miss tail.

Ø  Ask me if you don’t understand.

2.      Type 2

Ø  maybe If I wasn’t so lazy, you're gonna believe me."

Ø  I would give you milk if you got me some hay.

3.      Type 3

Ø  If I’d had the tuna, I probably didn't steal.

Ø  If I’d found some money, I would’ve handed it in for the word of thanks